My fellow citizens, it’s time to get down to brass tacks. Let’s focus on the primaries. You know: yellow, red, and blue. The good old-fashioned fundamentals you learned about when you were finger-painting in elementary school before fancy-schmancy secondary and tertiary colors like orange and blue-violet butted in. It’s time to return to that simpler era, and you can start by slipping on a pair of Limited Edition Primary Premiums. They keep things straightforward, with frosted yellow fronts, red sunset lenses, and matte blue arms.
Only 200 pairs will be made, and each comes with three colored pencils, a metal pencil sharpener, and a line drawing that you can color in.
Edition of 200
FDA approved impact resistant lenses
Hand-numbered edition card